2. There would be a cure for stretch marks

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment

8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags

11. Patenity suits would be a fashion line of clothes

12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees

14. Women would rule the world