"Huh?!" replied the surprised first date.

"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's good at it. You and her should go screw," carefully explained the father.

Now very interested the boy replied, "Yes, sir."

Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left. After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, it's the TWIST, get it right!"